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Heres my fucking resume:

John Horniak III

98 Minebrook Rd.
Webster, MA 01570
508-344-8871 : thehorniak@gmail.com

Professional Objective: To find an employer that will allow me to be creative
& expand my knowledge of design, advertising & marketing.

Summary of Professional Skills and Attributes:
• Detail oriented, Good eye
• Highly motivated, Desire to perform
• Great customer service skills
• Proficient in industry standard software
• Great communication skills
• Jack of all trades, Multitasker

Work Experience
Central Mass Auto Auction (May 2008-Sept 2008)
Graphic Designer / Manager. Responsibilities include:
Creative design of in & out house work.
Design of digital & print media.
Application of vinyl to vehicles, signs, and glass.
Manage time and expenses, order media, record keeping.
Deal with business owners, design media for clients.

Atlas Distributing Inc. (March 2006-April 2008)
Assistance Graphic Designer. Responsibilities include:
Creative design of in & out house work.
Design of digital & print media.
Application of vinyl to vehicles, signs, and glass.
Point of sale promotional production.
Design Custom POS for Nightclubs, Bars, & Stores.

Circuit City (Nov 2004-Sept 2005)
Sales Associate Representative. Responsibilities include:
Maintain register
Offer customers assistance and answer questions
Team oriented to complete store goals
Install Specialist. Responsibilities include:
Installing navigational systems
Installing stereo systems
Installing security systems
Inventory
Customer relations

Shaws Supermarket (May 2003-Nov 2004)
Cashier
Stock

Education: Rhode Island School of Design, Providence, RI
Currently enrolled for the last two years
Working towards Bachelors degree
Major: Design, Advertising & Marketing

Quinsigamond Community College, Worcester, MA
Associates Degree: Graphic Arts
Website development, Desktop Publishing, Advertising Design.

Bay Path RVT High School, Charlton, MA
Major: Graphic Communication
Pre-press, Press, Website development, and Desktop Publishing

Awards & Accomplishments
Bay Path RVT High School
V.I.C.A. Leadership Program
Society of Manufacturing Engineers member
Tech Prep Program
Graphic Arts Advisory Board member
V.I.C.A. District Gold Medalist in Advertising Design
V.I.C.A. State Bronze Medalist in Desktop Publishing
Tutor in Photoshop, Adobe Illustrator, and MacOSX

Computer Knowledge
Adobe Illustrator
Adobe Photoshop
Adobe PageMaker
Adobe Fireworks
Adobe Acrobat
Adobe Go Live
Adobe Image Ready
Adobe In Design
QuarkXpress
Macromedia Flash
Digital Photography
Keynote
Signlab

References and Portfolio Available Upon Request